Avengers: Crack pairing

I don't really get pairings... I mean no offense to shippers but my little mechanical robot heart doesn't seem to grasp the concept. I think the only way I could ship anything noncanon is if I made it intentionally really terrible and just... terrible.

Also I'm really bad at drawing messy things. I had to try soooo hard not to go all perfectionist on this, you have no idea.

It was really fascinating experience for me to finish a picture in one hour, though. :U Instead of, you know, like ten or more.

Anyway don't worry I promise I won't make a habit of this.

EDIT: Oh and if you can't read the dialogue at the bottom...

Tony: "APRIL FOOLS!"
Steve: "Stark, it's the 4th of July."
Tony: "...Oh? Then Happy Birthday, Cap!"
Steve: "You do know that I am NOT the incarnation of America, right?"
Tony: _{"I'll get the alcohol!"}

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EDIT: EDIT: I have been informed that July 4 actually is Steve's birthday. Whoops, didn't know that at the time. Oh well!

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